BSNICH01@ulkyvm.louisville.edu writes:
> 
> Oh... yeah canoes are ok but why do 85/95% of the canadians live within 100
> miles of the US border....hmmmm?? And why do y'all hoard those vanagon
> trucks!!!
> 
> Barry S. Nichols                 BSNICH01@ULKYVM.LOUISVILLE.EDU
> 7004 Ethan Allen Way             BSNICH01@ULKYVM
> Louisville, KENTUCKY  USA 40272
> PH: (502) 583-5835 (machine answers--it may be rather odd)
> 
Its a Canadian Conspiracy! Haven't you noticed; first we mass on the border
and then we activate our "contacts" in strategic places - We have spies in
LA and NYC - Dan Akroyd, Leslie Neilsen, Martin
Short, Ric Moranis, David Thomas, John Candy , Margaret O'Hara, the Kids
in the Hall, Wayne Gretzky and so on and so on....then we overrun your
country with beavertails and bison burgers forcing your overburdened
health care system into total collapse ...soon it will all be ours HA HA
HA HA (demonic but healty laughter). Today Niagara Falls tomorrow the Alamo! 

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