David writes:

>BTW we Canadians are distinct from Americans on several counts (we know
>how to make love in a Canoe....).

Yep, and its the same country that gave us Doug and Bob Mackenzie!

If I may take Martha's bent on humor with David's above remark, and
If I may also be a bit crass (or more than usual).

Why is Lite Beer like making love in a canoe?

ANS:  They are both fu**ing close to water!

Enjoy!

Ric