> 
> BSNICH01@ulkyvm.louisville.edu writes:
> > 
> > Oh... yeah canoes are ok but why do 85/95% of the canadians live within 100
> > miles of the US border....hmmmm?? And why do y'all hoard those vanagon
> > trucks!!!
> > 
> > Barry S. Nichols                 BSNICH01@ULKYVM.LOUISVILLE.EDU
> > 7004 Ethan Allen Way             BSNICH01@ULKYVM
> > Louisville, KENTUCKY  USA 40272
> > PH: (502) 583-5835 (machine answers--it may be rather odd)
> > 
> Its a Canadian Conspiracy! Haven't you noticed; first we mass on the border
> and then we activate our "contacts" in strategic places - We have spies in
> LA and NYC - Dan Akroyd, Leslie Neilsen, Martin
> Short, Ric Moranis, David Thomas, John Candy , Margaret O'Hara, the Kids
> in the Hall, Wayne Gretzky and so on and so on....then we overrun your
> country with beavertails and bison burgers forcing your overburdened
> health care system into total collapse ...soon it will all be ours HA HA
> HA HA (demonic but healty laughter). Today Niagara Falls tomorrow the Alamo! 
> 
David, you better get in touch with the placement people at Canadian 
Conspiracy HQ.  John Candy, sadly, has gone to that big IHOP in the 
sky.  jim

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