> anyhoo, i've been busying my widdle bwain about this (slow day at flat rock)
> and the closest thing i can think of that resembles the eurovan (and vice
> versa) is either a camping/hiking boot or baby shoes.
> 
> but if you call it 'das Boot', that means a boat, and usually a submarine.
> 

Keeping with the nautical tradition how about "You-Row" van?

Jack