Will, after putting forth his latest litterary creation proclaims:

>Well, ahem, I'm sure you can do better than that....

I'm not sure if I could top that one, not without sufficient 
coffee...but I will tell you this...

I won't complain or criticize or make fun of your attempt, for
that would be considered...
             Will Self abuse

Oh well, whattayawant for nuthin'......rubber biskit?

A "coffeeless" Ric (too damned early for this stuff)