Evan Estern asks:

>What's a SO?

	That's *an* SO, and means Significant Other. Saves one the
folderoll of trying to guess which of wife, husband, lover, sweetie,
boy friend, girl friend, snuggle buns, sugar-foots, etc, might
be appropriate.

	'Course with the Republicans in charge of Congress now,
"lovely and tallented wife" will probably replace it, after the
National Barefoot And Pregnant Family Values bill is passed. Shoot,
I expect couples all over America are considering abandoning a life
of sin for the sanctity of marriage even now, in the hope that
The Creator will then bless their union with a child like Newt Gingrich,
Jesse Helms or Robert Dole.

	(I wonder if this is really decaf I'm drinking...)

	Cheers!
	Bill