Ok, my turn =)
But second,  poetry:

The small town cop ignores
my Bus, for he knows that
drugs and hippies
are a strain
on his limited intelligence,
And he can always go
after the yuppie
sailing through in his
Black
Shiny
Lexus

So I just smile, and wave,
as he shakes his head in disbelief

Jon
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I'm not as think as you stoned I am