> 
> The following is a press-release, from the staff at Bryce Hospital for the
> Mentally Confused, and the staff at Charles L. Seebeck Computer Center for
> the University of Alabama:
> 
> Mr. Joel Walker was admitted this afternoon, after being cornered in a pecan
> tree, just back of the Math, Psychology, and Computer Center Building on the
> campus of the University of Alabama.  He was knocked out of the tree by a
> tranquilizer dart, but was semi-conscious as they wrapped him in the
> protective straight-jacket.  He was muttering about "ass-key", which was
> unintelligible to most of the attendants.  The on-site diagnosis was some
> sort of psycho-sexual reversion-repressive neurosis, possibly bordering on
> schizophrenia, with complications of delusions of grandeur.
> 
> His position will be filled as quickly as possible, in order to preserve the
> stabilization of the budgetary outflux and local economy during the upcoming
> holiday season. He will, in all liklihood, be hardly missed.
> 
  

  Perhaps he was really muttering about "ass-ski". What he really needed was
  a winter vacation.....

  Dave K.