On Fri, 18 Nov 94 12:16:52 CST Will Self said:
>"Tra La La Tum Tum," I gratefully sing,
>Greeting the weekend with uplifted voice;
>In Muzak speakers the bells they do ring:
>"For this new weekend, come let us rejoice!"

WILL!!! QUICK ... OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS!!! EITHER THE AIRWICK IS GETTING TO
YOU OR THE FLAME ON THE GAS HEATER HAS GONE OUT!!!!

hurry man, for god's sake, hurry!!

:)