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> > From New York: No responsibility for property lost or stolen ...
>   it's THE TOP TEN LIST for Tuesday, January 17, 1995.  And now,
>   your television pal ... David Letterman!
> 
> > From the home office in Sioux City, Iowa ...
> 
> TOP TEN DALLAS COWBOY EXCUSES
> 
> 10. Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills
> 
>  9. Distracted by delicious smell of barbecue coming from John
>     Madden's announce booth
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>  8. Trying to make one of Marv Albert's blooper reels
> 
>  7. Our friends on New York Jets convinced us: "Winning's no big
>     deal"
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>  6. Worried sick about Letterman botching the Academy Awards
> 
>  5. Those big guys on other team kept trying to knock us down
> 
>  4. Who needs all the pressure of a Super Bowl? Not us, Lonnie!
> 
>  3. Felt weird after eating bloody clams [During a "Supermarket
>     Finds" segment, Dave displayed a can of bloody clams]
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>  2. What a time to notice -- them cheerleader outfits is skimpy!
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>  1. Tired of going to Disneyland
> 
>         [Music: "I'm a Loser" by the Beatles]
> 
> 
> Compiled by Sue Trowbridge
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Steven

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