PJ our Irish Tranny friend writes:

"Neither the Great Galvo nor the Bushrat has succumed to the heady 
 temptations of the pint glass. Our get-togethers are SOBER <my
 emphasis - ric> ...."

Excuse me PJ, and you say you're Irish?????? No Pint glasses...
no Harp??? No Guinness??? 

No wonder your wipers act funny...I betcha after a few pints
either your wipers will appear to work perfectly, or you
wont give a damn about how they work!!   ;-)

Ric