On Thu, 9 Feb 95 Really Late, Will "Stir-it-up-again" Self said:
>Please PITCH IN and help me with this!  Contribute your own couplet (for
>those of you who slept through English class, two lines that rhyme) and
>maybe we can get Joel to be sweet and collect them all into one big
>beautiful paean.  Joel?
>
>   I think that I shall never scan
>   A poem lovely as a van--
>   A Volksy van that gets me there,
>   And home again without a care.

WELL!!!! Faaarrrrrrr be it from me to let someone else get in the last word:

I think that I shall never see
An auto that appeals to me
As much as a Volkswagen Bus.
A car designed, without much fuss,
To go Where One Has Not Before
And do it with just speeds of four;
To go, and with you take it all
For creature comforts, big and small;
To carry all, and not complain
In winter's snow and summer's rain;
To last for families, passing down
>From Old to Young, who've newly found
The sheer delight and sect's appeals
Of driving in a box on wheels.

:)