> the nasties of nature and does all the work.  I know, I'll taste it.  Gotta be
> able to taste wax.....There's ah, nope...no warnings on the label...says it's
> just like sprayin' roses...I put it in my hair, knowingly....ok.....
> 
> Oh, man, yuck.  How am I ever gonna get this taste outa my mouth?  Where's the
> Scotch?
> 
> Just can't trust these outa-merica labels.  Don't you folks got no manners?
> There isn't a warning on this package that tells me not to feed this to my dog,
> cat, horse, or my kids (if I have any, I dunno), or not to eat it myself.  Like
> pushin' pills on a baby.  It *does* tell me not to put it in my eyes, and to
> keep it out of the reach of children, but I drink stuff like that.  How do you
> folks get away with this???  Don't got no legislaaation?  Too much??
> 

I think the proper application here is to dilute the waxole with cheap
Scotch, or kerosene. Warm it gently, light the liqued, and drink the
mixture rather rapidly....
Russ
(please don't try this at home. only trained rover nuts in
garages should attempt this)
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