>In an effort to boost the ailing dollar vis-a-vis the ever-healthy DM,
>President Clinton, in cooperation with VAN2, has declared today 
>"National Trade-In-Your-Volkswagen Day".  The announcement came early
>this morning from the breakfast nook in the Oval Room.  "Don't miss this
>opportunity to get rid of the various Volkswagen products that may be
>cluttering up your garage and driveway," said Clinton in a prepared
>release.  Clinton promised significant tax breaks to any U.S. citizen
>who trades in any Volkswagen vehicle in exchange for an American-made
>one by midnight tonight.  VAN2--Volkswagens Are Nightmares To Work On--
>is a Tuscaloosa, Alabama based organization.
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Did anyone say "April Fools?" You can't fool me. Clinton doesn't work weekends.
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Rusty VanBondo                           (Not that Gullible!)     
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'63 15 Window (Shell/Project for MUCH later) ///    \\\    //\   ///    
'67 PopTop Westy (Ground up resto-from Hell)///      \\\  //A\\ ///    
'83 Vanagon L Campmobile (White Loaf)  \\\///         \\\/// \\///      
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