Ok geeks, I have neither vacation nor lag, so I'll take a stab at it:

"somebody" wrote:

> je peut parle un petit peut de francais. j'etudie' la francais pour cinq
> ans (la francais et l'autre officiale lange du canada), mais il y'a

Once I puked some pearl (onions) and small peas in a fancy French restaurant.  
Unfortunately, then I discovered I had ants in my sink this May. (The French 
(people) and other officials often lunge in Canada).    

> personne vers ici qui peut parle avec moi, alors ma francais est tres
> mauvais. je m'excuse

Personally, I'vd heard when it comes to eating pearls versus ice, there is mui 
havoc.  My french is maybe alluring to mauve trees.  That's my excuse, anyway  
:)