Why no more <f> posts from Will Self? No more adventures of Willy and
  von Wokker? No more "altered" poetry and songs? 

  Are we not worthy? Are Internet censors at work? Are Fridays being abolished?

  Please, Will, please - My friends will all drop me like a moldy sandwich if
  I don't forward your creativity and sense of humor to them every Friday.

  Pleadingly yours,

  Dave Kautz