So Joel so-ugly-that-he-scares-a-freight-train-down-a-dirt-road Walker says:

> awww, you are both so ugly ...
> .. you have to sneak up on a faucet to get a drink of water!
> .. your momma slaps your daddy every time she looks at you!
> .. you need TWO paper bags on your heads (in case the first bag tears)!
> .. even a possum won't eat your garbage!
> .. you could knock the Teflon off a skillet!
> .. your parents had to close all the curtains at night so the Moon could
>       come out!
> .. your parents wouldn't let you have a pet dog ... cause it kept trying
>       to bury you!

Now Joel, your just still mad cause when you were born the doctor slapped your 
face instead of your bottom to get you to cry. ;p

;)

Early friday, eh?

Steven 

sjohnson@pcocd2.intel.com