

| Subject: | Joel's Statistics...was RE: forgot to include the list ... |
| Date: | Sun, 30 Jul 1995 11:24:28 -0400 (EDT) |
There are lies...there are damned lies and then there are Joel's Statistics.... Unka Joel must be doin' a bit too much of that there reefah while workin' on the dole of the Allybammah Tackspayerz...me 7,000 + postings...Unka Joel ONLY 117 or so... Hey, I may be Polish....but I'm not stupid....lets do some math here... Joel publishes the weakly stats, one corrected version of the weakly stats, and at LEAST two Allybamah state-sponsored terrorist acts known as Joel's songs and poems... His stats are since January...so lets see there are at least 4 posts on FRIDAYS...times what 30 weeks? so thats what.. 120 posts right there... and then there are at least three responses to each of the three corrections or responses made to the above items... so thats 3*3*4...or 36 times 30 or sumpin like over a hunderd tousand or so... Multiply that by the other postings Joel does and hell.. the number of Joel's postin's is higher than the national debt!...or at least higher than the number of cousins marryin cousins every week down there in the deep south! So come on Joel...confess....up date your list... Joel - a gazillion posts... Ric - 7,000 Your mathimatically precise, Yankee customer-relations manager of the virtual garage..Ric ;-)
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