So, good ol' Derek Drew writes that he takes the following in his camper, and 
busgirl just can't resist commenting on the items in the packing list...

in the camper proper:
  Shot Glass
  Vodka - beer isn't good enough already?
and in the pantry upper shelf:
  Shot glasses (two) - but you already HAVE one in the other section!  Why not 
drink directly
       from the bottle and save space/weight?

general:
  Tool Pouch - since when are pouches necessary?
  Tape Measure - length or girth?
  Armrest - doesn't it get in the way?
  Rolaids - guilt causing stress?
  Seabands - you like the Navy ensemble playing Sousa?
  Anti Fog Spray - wouldn't you welcome the privacy?
  Toilet Paper (2+ rolls) - you didn't mention a porta-potti
  Little John and Lady J Attachment - is this like a venus butterfly?
  Bungie Cord - kink thrills, huh?
  Duct Tape - no gerbils or hamsters?
  Rubbers for Shoes - nothing is safe nowdays
  3m rubber protector - the more precautions the better
  Car Bra - midlife sag?
  Spare Razor Blade - just in case the tranny bites the dust after all

Roof Shelf Bag
  6 condoms - 6?????????????????????????  on the roof???????????????????  oh 
my...
  EAR plugs - for you, or for the campers in the next site?
  2 eyepatches - see above
  6 more pair EAR plugs - how many sites away do you feel guilty about the 
"sound" travelling?
  Antacid - chronic anxiety problem over the exhibitionism, huh?  
  Earmuffs - I guess if you're on the roof, you might want to pass out 
blinders, too.
  Kleenex (2 Or 3) - is this REALLY enough?  
  Paper Towels (2 Or 3) - ditto
  Pom Pom - I'm not going to touch this one with a 10 foot pole.
  Front Windshield curtain - why?  I thought you were on the roof
  Rear Hatch Screen - doesn't this impede access?
  Chapstick - I can just imagine  :)

Forgive me, brethren, I couldn't resist  :)

/martha