So Dan Houg says:

> Sales:  Martha Rubin/Steve Johnson.  Women can sell cars.  Boy, can 
> they sell cars.  Wrapped in the latest flannel, no buyer can resist 
> the charms of a saleswoman that knows her Blummenvasen from her 
> silver socket.  

Martha: "Is that a power ratchett in your pocket, or are you just 
	 happy to see me?"  ;)
 
	"Why sure... We'll be happy to include the peanut-butter 
	 under-coating honey." :)

>Steve?  Well Steve just pummels the customer with 
> verbage until they are so dazed, they'll buy anything.

Steve (Me):  "That?  Oh that's just that legal-ese jargon that
	      has to be submitted so it doesn't look like your
	      being cheated."   ;)

> 
> I'm sure I've missed some of our staff... perhaps others could fill 
> in?   :)
> 

How about advertising?  I believe Bradley and Jack Stafford fill that
category nicely with their pyro-techiques.  :)

  "Just follow the road that heads in the general direction of the
   bright glow and toxic smoke plumes."  ;)

Steven 

sjohnson@pcocd2.intel.com