On Fri, 14 Jul 1995, Stuart Foley wrote:

> My '73 is called Bert.
> When I got him, he had no name.
> My girlfriend at that time (now well departed) decided on the name.
                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
"So you killed your girlfriend because she named your bus 'Bert'?"
"Yes your honor."
"I see...Case Dismissed, I rule it justifiable homicide." :-)