>I remember getting the stuffing slapped out of me by my mother (on the way
to Mass/Catholic church services) after reading this unfamiliarword painted
on the side wall of the local Circle K convenience market. I didn't know, I
just piped up and asked in a real loud voice what it meant. Of course my mom
handled it with the greatest of grace and compusure. "Time Out" and
"Sensitivity Parenting" were not invented yet. She just reeled around in the
'56 Buick Special and demanded that <slap!> "Dont'<slap!> you <slap! >ev
<slap!> ver <slap!> say <slap!> that <slap!> word <slap!> again <slap!>
young <slap!> man!"
In my innocent first grade (John Glenn, haircutted) mind I must have been
thinking **** mom don't get so ****ing riled up! Ever since I cringe
whenever I enter a Circle K store and smile when I see "Merge Ahead"