In a message dated 95-10-18 13:13:01 EDT, you write:

>And David Schwarze thus wrote:
>> 
>> Seen on the personalized license plate of a VW Beetle:  "FEATURE"
>> 
>> If you think this is funny, you are a computer nerd.
>> 

Unfortunately, it's not just with Microsoft...just about any
equipment/software vendor will "quip" the same line when talking about their
"features"  or "opportunities for improvements!"