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                          Correspondence                      Date:   10/6/95
                                                              Time:   12:28 PM
Subject:  FFriday FFOllies                        Ref:  

In the absencs of any to date this week may I offer the following - -

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to 
him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful 
princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in 
his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and 
turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with 
you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, 
smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me 
back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do *Anything* 
you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it 
and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a 
beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week 
and do *Anything* you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't 
have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."

What if - - we used "search and replace" on the above and the target words of
"frog" and" VW transporter" (excepting the bit about  "pocket" maybe we could
use "garage"?--   Will wonders never cease?  :)