On Tue, 10 Oct 1995, Joel Walker wrote:

> sniff! sniff! ... i smell Month Python.

A thirty day snake?

> wonder who ever thought up Spam? and why?  every wonder why you don't have
> chicken spam? or fish spam? or pork spam?  (actually, the army had some stuff

...Spicken..........Spish.........Spork?  What about Speef? or Spurkey?  
Spalmon and Speal for the richer among us...  Spofu for the Vegetarians...

> in c-rations that was pretty close to pork spam ... with a lot of tabasco
> sauce, it wasn't tooooo bad. just couldn't take those Ham and MF's, though!)
> ;)

bill killian