>Darn those pesky progressives!  The English language should have stayed
>the same once Beowulf came out.  Those durned Normans had no respect for
>'traditional values'!    Smite them! Smite them all!
>
>By the way, how would Grendel say:
>I just bought a '71 Westfalia, and I love her!  Anybody got a spare rear
>bumper bracket?

Grendel would simply munch anyone who complained.
Ahh, the good old days...   :^)