> Um, by the way:
>  I don't own the store or know anyone that works there.  (I used to know
> a cashier there but she works somewhere else now.  Besides, I didn't even
> like her that much.  I was friends with her boyfriend who I'm really not
> that tight with anymore either.)

Was her sister bitten by a moose once?

Sorry, non-Python people, couldn't resist.   :)