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>try the "VW of America maintenance engineers."  They were so excellent that
>I asked if they would give me the CDrom with the blueprints and they said
>with a small smirk, "Like hell!."  Well, I said, would you let me buy the
>CDrom?  With a evil smile, he said, "Yes."  I asked how much, and he
>responded, "Two-fifty." I said with approval, just add it to my bill.
>Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement from First Digital and it
>was $2259.95.  I looked again and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for
>two gaskets and about $2000.00 for a tranny.
>As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it said, "CDrom - $250.00."
>Boy, was I upset!!  I called VWoA's Accounting Dept. and told them the
>mechanic said it was "two-fifty," and I did not realize he meant $250.00 
for a
>CDrom.
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Now that's more like it!   :^)