With appologies to Joel...and Jeff Foxworthy.

You might be a high-tech redneck . . .

*  If your e-mail address ends in "@overyonder.com"

*  If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

*  If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"

*  If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

*  If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
   phone.

*  If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"

*  If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

*  If your spouse said "either s/he or the computer had to go", and you
   still don't miss him/her

*  If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on

*  If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"

*  If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor,
   or farm animal

*  If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"

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