That's Canadians not Canajuns.
Just my $0.02 worth.

Jamie Bishop

On Thu, 8 Feb 1996, Joel Walker wrote:

> well, it's almost Friday anyway ...
> 
>               HOW COLD IS IT?
> 
>    An annotated thermometer in degrees F.
> 
>    60    - Californians put on sweaters
>            (if they can find one in their wardrobe)
> 
>    50    - Miami residents turn on the heat
> 
>    40    - You can see your breath
>            Californians shiver uncontrollably
>            Minnesotans go swimming
> 
>    35    - Italian cars don't start
> 
>    32    - Water freezes
> 
>    30    - You plan your vacation to Australia
>            Minnesotans put on T-shirts
>            Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
>            British cars don't start
> 
>    25    - Boston water freezes
>            Californians weep pitiably
>            Minnesotans eat ice cream
>            Canajuns go swimming
> 
>    20    - You can hear your breath
>            Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
>            New York City water freezes
>            Miami residents plan vacation further South
> 
>    15    - French cars don't start
>            You plan a vacation in Mexico
>            Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
> 
>    10    - Too cold to ski
>            You need jumper cables to get the car going
> 
>     5    - You plan your vacation in Houston
>            American cars don't start
> 
>     0    - Alaskans put on T-shirts
>            Too cold to skate
> 
>    -10   - German cars don't start
>            Eyes freeze shut when you blink
> 
>    -15   - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
>            Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
>            Miami residents cease to exist
> 
>    -20   - Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
>            Politicians actually do something about the homeless
>            Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
>            Japanese cars don't start
> 
>    -25   - Too cold to think
>            You need jumper cables to get the driver going
> 
>    -30   - You plan a two week hot bath
>            The Mighty Monongahela freezes
>            Swedish cars don't start
> 
>    -40   - Californians disappear
>            Minnesotans button top button
>            Canajuns put on sweaters
>            Your car helps you plan your trip South
> 
>    -50   - Congressional hot air freeze
>            Alaskans close the bathroom window
> 
>    -80   - Hell freezes over
>            Polar bears move south
>