>>--Why is this thing so loud?
>
>It's just the resonant frequencies of surrounding objects reflecting the
>ultra-quiet waves the VW exhaust emits, making the engine appear to give 
off
>sound.
>
>>--Why is this shifting thing so mushy?
>
>The shifting is actually very stiff, it's simply the geometry of the arm of
>the driver relative the shifter that flexes the the bone of the driver's 
arm
>imperceptibly that gives the "mushy" feeling.
>
>>--Why aren't you out there working on my Honda?
>
>
>The Honda doesn't exist.
>
>>--Could you put air conditioning in this?
>
>Air is recirculated and conditioned naturally in the VW.  Cooler air can be
>produced by driving through cooler climates.
>
>>--What's wrong with it THIS time?)

It's not a bus-- it's a feature.   :^)

Or, if you like:

It's not a car-- it's a way of life.

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