>First, moralists will argue right/wrong
>over just about anything but as Socrates stated in  one of his little known
>treatises "The Nature of the German People's Car":  "moral debate does not
>apply to VWs".

Wow!

You wouldn't last two rounds with the Cruise Director, but *I* am
impressed. My last spin doctor quit over the fallout from the Statuatory
Incident. You want a job? We'll go on the campaign trail. Or trial,
whichever.

My handlers suggest this slogan:

"Hooper. Jiminy thinks he's a Real Live Boy!"

Whaddya think?