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Subject:Questions-answers
From:bill (w.r.) crick
Date:Thu, 21 Mar 1996 11:39:00 -0500

Ken Asked:

>(I know it's heresy, but don't anybody start with me. It's my wife who has
>questions about it. Questions such as:
>
>--Why is this thing so loud?
Because the sewing machine is stuck in 'zig-zag'.

>--Why is this shifting thing so mushy?
The linkages are 12ft long, and weigh more than an RX-7

>--Why aren't you out there working on my Honda?
Honda's break? Ahha! so much for that myth.

>--Could you put air conditioning in this?
Tighten your seatbelt, and open the 'no-draft' windows as far as they go.
keep your mouth closed or your lungs will over-inflate.

>--What's wrong with it THIS time?)
Nothing a little roadside engine overhaul can't fix.
Here clean up these valve seats with your nail file for me. 

>--Ken
>  '71 Bus, '68 Westy

;-)
Bill Crick
76 Type II/IV/VII

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