All here are some more quotes for your perusal.

Cheers,

David

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With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
such thing as progress
   --Ransom K. Ferm

Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change

Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound
in the correct screw

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with
that?"

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and
years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the
worst movies in the history of the world.
   --Dave Barry

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices
   --William James

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is
in it - and stop there;  lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot
stove-lid.  She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that
is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore
   --Mark Twain

I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for
the sole accomodation of these so-called limerick writers andeven sicker
of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical deformities and
spend their tiem dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls
   --Editor of the Limerick Times(Limerick, Ireland)

When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpol

Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:  No matter how great your triumphs or
how tragic your defeats, approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care
less

668: The Neighbor of the Beast

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from
the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so.
   --Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

Now for one with some VW-like content:

Sorry, but my Karma just ran over your Dogma

Have a good weekend