>>Q:   Why do the British drink warm beer?
>>A:   Because they have Lucas refrigerators.
>
>and another  "If Lucas made guns there'd be no wars"

How about:

"The parts falling off this car are of the finest British manufacture".

 - Seen on an older Triumph sports car.

VW content? I saw it thru the windshield of my '69 Transporter in Colorado,
many years ago.

While on the subject, another on the rear bumper of a convertible, driven
by a very bald man (seen thru the same windshield):

"God made only a few perfect heads. And on the rest, He put hair."

Happy Friday!