New ones:
40. You wear the "wet clothes" in order to drive single cab on rainy days
due water build up in the package tray.
41. "Balancing the Dellortos"is as close to sex that you've had since Adam
was a pup.
42. Have missed more than one anniversary replacing a throttle cable in a
dark parking lot. The wife has learned to expect it. She was with you for a
couple of them.
43. Recognize "The Resto" as a form of birth control.
44. All relatives give your family a "fake time" for important events so
that you will actually arrive on time.
45. Your mother was completely disassmebled at the US/Mexican border,
because of her attitude.
46. You have driven to a Christmas part at night with the top down "because
it is a convertible."
47. The wife prefers the single cab over the nice car because "it has less
blind spots." (Sure, Honey)...
48. You don't have to ask last names when someone mentions Martha, Clara,
"Charlie," or Joel .

Sorry Ger... (time for a scolding)
-ellis\