The kids call 'em "poots" - seems to work best in mixed social situations.

However, they call MINE (after a night of homebrew and Bentley-reading) FARTS.

'Spose they're right, but it still bothers me. I prefer "poots", too!

Remember Toad's motorcar? "Poot-poot-poot..." Cracks the kids up every time.

====>James Glenn
     '87 GL      88 Camry All-Trac   '74 BMW 2002