On Thu, 25 Apr 1996 15:52:32 -0500 James M. Glenn said:
>The kids call 'em "poots" - seems to work best in mixed social situations.
>However, they call MINE (after a night of homebrew and Bentley-reading) FARTS.
>Remember Toad's motorcar? "Poot-poot-poot..." Cracks the kids up every time.

then there was the old joke about how the british spell WOOOMMMMBBBB,
you know, like an elephant fart. :)

i love old stupid jokes, especially british ones. :)