On Fri, 26 Apr 1996 19:08:52 -0500 H Steven Dolan said:
>you have ever considered moving to Alabama, just to be closer to the font of
>all knowledge.

???         surely you do NOT mean our beloved governor, Fob James ...
<yes, folks, that really is his name> or our legislature, the Bards of
Bedlam ... or any of our colleges (whose "fonts" got clogged up with
duckweed years ago).

and Ponce de Leon, who was searching for the Font of Youth through this area
many many many years ago, never found one here either ... :)