Since it is friday, I couldn't resist

Cheers,

David

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Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T  say out loud in Victoria's Secret

#10  Does this come in children's sizes?

#9   No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.

#8   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7   Mom will love this.

#6   Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

#5   No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

#4   Will you model this for me???

#3   Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

#2   45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

and the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud
 in Victoria's secret:

#1   The Miracle What???  This is better than world peace!!