A few selections from Ben Pon's Mother Goose:

Jack's split it ran quite rich,
his wife's it ran quite lean,
and so between the two of them
they fooled the smog-test machine.

Diddle Diddle Dumpling, my son John,
screeched to the left and couldn't go on
one shoe off and one shoe on,
pay attention when you fix your brakes, John!

Little Miss Moptop,
sat in her Poptop,
a stately Vanagon Diesel;
along came a Spyder
tailgating behind her,
so she floored it and oiled the weasel.

:-)

Mark
mjanello@umich.edu

p.s.  somebody finish this one, I'm stuck:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to park the Karmann-Ghia,