>>Would someone give me a brief description the following so that I may
>>recognize
>>one when I pass it in my Westy?
>>
>>Barndoor
>
> A large, sometimes double apparatus on hinges which swings open to let cows
>out...
>
>>Splitter
>
>A device used by weekday accountants on the weekends to facilitate the
>destruction of already small pieces of wood. Usually done to impress the
>often only date they will get while pretending to be manly men.
>
>>Breadloaf
>
>That which mom used to serve us when we had no meat....
>
>
>>Crew Cab
>
>Often found parked near the docks or ports of entry. Beware the driver of
>this vehicle as he(or she) is wont to deliver you and your mates to tawdry
>areas of ill repute... or worse as they have working relationships with
>most Western Autos and Jiffy Lubes countrywide.
>
>>Single Cab
>
>While not as bad as the above, This patronizer of TGIFridays and other
>Happy-hour hang-outs is dangerous due the nature of his/her occupation.
>Sure, happy hour is harmless enough for a while, but once you've had a
>happy hour or two....where will it stop?
>
>
>>Dual Cab
>
>As we all know it IS the nineties and this is the age of sexual openess
>and/or awareness......
>
>
>>others?
>
>Small aquatic animals. They love to float on their backs while munching
>fish. Merlin(sp?) Perkins of Mutual of Omaha used to remark that they
>were "frisky and mischievious"
>
>
>obVW: My accountant (who is not a geek..as I'm sure none of them are)
>drives a VW... Mine actually as I couldn't afford to pay the fraud what
>he claims I owed him AND the Guv`ment....  jus kidding...
>
>
>Kevin