On Thu, 2 May 1996 11:17:58 -0500 Mike White said:
>> >> anyone remember the Moose Credits?
>> >>
>> >My sister was once bitten by a moose...
>> >
>> Did the moose die?  :-)
>
>Once bitten twice shy...

and then there was that famous paragon of literature,
"Antlers in the Treetops", by Hu Guze de Mous

:)
ah, yes ... the sixth grade. some of the finest years of my life ...