On 29 May 1996, Rusty VanBondo wrote:
>If  'verts are a sign of desire for an "opening" of my own, I would hate to
>wonder what the claustraphobic sweatbox/zero ventilation aspect of the
>Single cab splittie in the Phoenix heat represents! (much less a camper 
that
>hasn't seen the light of day in two years). It makes the mind numb. "Don't
>EVEN go there... hahaha

Any chance that the original column author's attempt to equate cars with
sex symbols, revealed a whacked-out and ludicrous attempt to draw a
connection where common sense shows none could exist?             ,
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