On  9 May 96, SyncroHead@aol.com wrote:

<wabbot>
> Did you really mean to write "...and stand with one foot on each side of the
> bar, and equalize my wieght."??

of course he did, you silly!

when you are standing on the bar you want both feet firmly planted 
and equalized so when you start your hip gyrations you don't lose 
your balance and fall into the patrons.
:)

remember folks:  Thursdays have obscurfated into Fridays (and i'll 
gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger Today)