>Every year at the beginning of moose hitting season the local paper runs
>their "Give a moose a brake" ad.  It is a picture of a chevyish van with a
>moose laying across the front seats and all four legs sticking out the
>front window.

Of course, if it had been a VW van, the proper caption would have been:

"Give your trusty VW a brake".

Gotta keep the priorities straight...   :^)
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P.S. I know, I know, hitting a moose isn't funny. But lighten up, willya?