Erik said>

>Why must I drive a front engined, front wheel drive, water
>cooled Audi to work every day?

Become a slacker barney and you would not have to put up with it, 'cause 
you would not have to drive to work! :-)

Actually, Erik, it doesn't sound that bad to me, indeed, kind of 
familiar!

Tom F.
90 Audi 200 TQW
90 Syncro Westie
64 Standard (not running, of course)