yes, Friends, Neighbors, and Ne'er-do-wells! It's that Time Once Again!
once, every blue moon, Ye Olde Keeper of the Statz manages to snarf a little
too much caffeine and stay up late ... and when he does, visions of sugar
plugs dance ... no, that's another story. well, anyway, he gets to wondering
about all them Unknowns in the Weakly Stats (you know how them Keepers are).

so ... in case some of you are sitting smugly back and thinking that you
couldn't possibly be Unknown, cause you KNOW who (and where) you are, and
people call you by the right name, and you have little cards in your wallet
(purse) with that same name on it and so forth.

WRONG!! you are not always who you think you are!!! <old Buddhist philosophy!>
you, too, can be Unknown ... cause you didn't tell me (the Keeper) what year,
model, type of bus you have!!!

well, what does this have to do with the price of chiclets in china? i'm
gonna tell you. :)  here's a list of all the Unknowns on the list. <and you
thought i didn't know who you were??? yahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!! who knows
what effle lurks in the hearts of men?? The Keeper Do!!>

now ... if you do NOT have a bus, but are semi-planning/hoping/thinking of
betting one (or two. or three), well, that makes you a Wanabus ... a very
different sort of antimule from an Unknown. but you still have to tell me.

and if you'd like to remain an Unknown, that's ok, too. no pressure. it's
not like i'm gonna hunt you down and stencil "Unknown" on your forehead or
anything psycho or weird like that. those stories are just simply NOT true
... viscious lies, all of them. started, most likely, by either that east
coast lawyer (jealous of my fog lights!) or that crazed west coast crowd
as they camped by the firelight and smoked those blazing fireworks. :)

so, without further ado and dee-do, here's the list. did i mention this
message was a little looooooooong??

SBENEKE@REN.NETWIT.NET.AU                        Sonya Beneke
VERSLUIS@MAIL.DEC.COM                            Jan Versluis
SUSANA@ON-RAMP.IOR.COM                           Susan Amstadter
SPLANSON@VNET.NET                                Steve Planson
BETHBEN@RAND.ORG                                 Beth Benjamin
CKAO@UCENG.UC.EDU                                Chia-ning Kao
LEPOURRI@AGT.NET                                 A Lepourri
LUNDGREN@APPLELINK.APPLE.COM                     A Lundgren
THESHARPIE@WORLDNET.ATT.NET                      Richard Senst
US014471@POP3.INTERRAMP.COM                      Dave Richards
KEITHD@SIRIUS.COM                                Keith Denebeim
RFERGUS@MAILHOST.INFI.NET                        Rick Ferguson
YOYO.COM!MALCOM@YOYODYNE.UU.HOLONET.NET          Malcolm Faulds
JASISR@CYBERNET.DK                               Jan Israelsen
HELVIS@EASYNET.CO.UK                             Helen Oconnor
EUOSSOWS@MECHANICAL.WATSTAR.UWATERLOO.CA         Erich Ossowski
SURFRIDER@BATNET.COM                             Gavin Flanagan
BNORTON@WELL.COM                                 Bruce Norton
MAGICBUS@VALUE.NET                               Mike Oak
DONSN@REDWOOD.STORTEK.COM                        Don Sniffin
DBULMAN@LIBBY.ORG                                Don Bulman
GORDON_JACKSON@SFU.CA                            Gordon Jackson
HALL@MED.UCALGARY.CA                             Doug Hall
HILLTECH@NETINS.NET                              Chuck Hill
MDELLER@UOFT02.UTOLEDO.EDU                       M. Deller
FHERZIG@SWRI.EDU                                 Frank Herzig
BILLM@MAIL.RRNET.COM                             Bill Martinson
OSHAUG@INFINIT.COM                               Bob Oshaughnessy
HENNESSY@NETCOM.COM                              A Hennessy
DIUTLEY@TELEPATH.COM                             David Utley
PPISTNER@AWINC.COM                               Peter Pistner
HTKH20A@PRODIGY.COM                              Bill Fenner
BBELLING@GARNET.ACNS.FSU.EDU                     Bruce Bellingham
HOWELLAM@MIAMIU.ACS.MUOHIO.EDU                   Amy Howell
DENISON@ARN.NET                                  Neal Denison
MEJARDINE@WORLD.MACBLO.CA                        Marjory Jardine
PINKNEWELL@AOL.COM                               Pink Newell
FRANKGRUN@AOL.COM                                Frank Grunthaner
GORDO@HAWAII.EDU                                 Gordon Smith
CARSRME@USA.PIPELINE.COM                         Steve Rosen
PHAWKE@HPBS1126.BOT.HP.COM                       Patrick Hawke
VWCABRIO@DK-ONLINE.DK                            Klaus Jacobsen
SPEVACEK.JAMES@MAYO.EDU                          Spevacek James
ANDRIK@AOL.COM                                   Jeff Krueger
KITEMAKR@DIMENSIONAL.COM                         Fred Godfrey
72510.1173@COMPUSERVE.COM                        Joe Fahy
BWARNE@DIRECT.C                                  B Warne
CYD44@CYDRR.DEMON.CO.UK                          David Neary
DALEY@GIRTAB.USC.EDU                             Mark Daley
RLG52@AOL.COM                                    Timothy Greenfield
MCKINLEY@UNITY.NCSU.EDU                          Raeford Mckinley
LARS@ANCHOR.RNS.COM                              Lars Poulsen
VOLKSMOUSE@PRODIGY.COM                           Matthew Noe
102516.3436@COMPUSERVE.COM                       Timothy Griffiths
JHALV@MAIL.HOOKED.NET                            John Halverson
KEVIN.MACRAE@PEACHTREECITYGA.NCR.COM             Kevin Macrae
BOBS5@LANCNEWS.INFI.NET                          Robert Starr
CLOTZ@IBM.NET                                    Chris Miller
KRISTO@MINN.NET                                  Kristoffer Gronfor
KENFRY@MICROSOFT.COM                             Ken Fry
PLATT@REDSHIFT.COM                               A Platt
LOUGH@ASTRAL.MAGIC.CA                            Michael Lough
AB545@FREENET.CARLETON.CA                        A B
ANDREASK@EFN.ORG                                 Andreas Kaupert
DHALZEN@STUDENTS.WISC.EDU                        Uncle John
EMISKOW@AOL.COM                                  Eric Miskow
GREGWHO@AOL.COM                                  Greg Who
MARCANT@RITZ.MORDOR.COM                          Marco Arriaga
VW@SUPERFREAK.COM                                Pete Diantoni
DMCCORD@MAIL.WIN.ORG                             Dennis Mccord
HCL@BRUKER.COM                                   Henry Luhrs
72624.3361@COMPUSERVE.COM                        David-john Scribner
MDGALE@PEGASUS.ATT.COM                           Michael Gale
JAMESG1519@AOL.COM                               James Gale
LLOEB@IGC.APC.ORG                                Laurie Loeb
FSRHB@AURORA.ALASKA.EDU                          Ron Bertram
MARKX97724@AOL.COM                               Mark
UCHEGME@EARTH.OSCS.MONTANA.EDU                   Mark Engen
VANAGON@INFO.HPL.HP.COM                          Joe Smith
ARLYN@NCENTRAL.COM                               Arlyn Strano
103164.3373@COMPUSERVE.COM                       Sorin Bejenaru
MARKC@EIMCO.COM                                  Mark Carter
FIENDRACER@AOL.COM                               Gunnar Shogren
AGAALLEN@IDBSU.IDBSU.EDU                         Jim Allen
101547.412@COMPUSERVE.COM                        Ben A
EK550@EEYORE.INS.CWRU.EDU                        Julian Coryell
BEN_PENDER@SMTPGW.MUSC.EDU                       Ben Pender
MARTING993@AOL.COM                               G Martin
CWOODSID@VT.EDU                                  Rigel Woodside
PBURTON@MAIL2.WILMINGTON.NET                     Phil Burton
RPN@HELIX.NIH.GOV                                Richard Nordan
EAUBERY@NETCOM.COM                               Eric Aubery
DCKM39A@PRODIGY.COM                              Steve Kammerer
ROSHEA@PLUTO.SCRIPPS.EDU                         Ross Oshea
JONJB@IX.NETCOM.COM                              Jon Blackledge
JBALDWIN@PCONLINE.COM                            J Baldwin
AIKITMR@AOL.COM                                  Terry Redmond
RGROBE@AOL.COM                                   Robert Grobe
73540.3313@COMPUSERVE.COM                        Robert Lee
STAAL@EE.FIT.EDU                                 B Staal
PENGI@CRUZIO.COM                                 Kyle Wade
HEMENKU@WESTVACO.COM                             Helen Menkus
MNEIBAUE@THUNDER.OCIS.TEMPLE.EDU                 Matthew Neibauer
SHABEL@LOOKOUT.ECTE.USWC.USWEST.COM              Stuart Habel
LINUST@INTERRAMP.COM                             Linus Toy
KSMELKER@THURGOOD.WMITCHELL.EDU                  Karl Smelker
CATHY@CRL.COM                                    Cathy Wall
SCOTT.MISAGE@ENTEX-BOSTONSLS-MA.ENTEX.SPRINT.COM Scott Misage
UP365@FREENET.VICTORIA.BC.CA                     Rick Stevens
MDAILEY@CS.UCSD.EDU                              Matthew Dailey
SAJAY@SUNSET.BACKBONE.OLEMISS.EDU                Jay Johnson
MARKUSLE@FH-KONSTANZ.DE                          Markus Klaissle
AURANELL@GNN.COM                                 Aura Ranzau
JOHNLUSH@WYOMING.COM                             John Lush
D3EJMZ@NEXTEL.NET                                Janes Farley
CBYRNE@WWW.COMET.CHV.VA.US                       Colin Byrne
JIM_GOLDEN@QMBRIDGE.CALSTATE.EDU                 Jim Golden
76241.3550@COMPUSERVE.COM                        John Bethea
N6MOD@RAHUL.NET                                  Aleksandr Milewski
TOM_MCKAY@AVANTICORP.COM                         Tom McKay
DALLEN@PLANET.EON.NET                            Doug Allen
WARREN@ZODIAC.NOV.HFBR.BNL.GOV                   D. Warren
BRUNSMRK@RCONNECT.COM                            A Brunsmrk
VNAR@SURF.COM                                    Vince Hadap
BJC12@PO.CWRU.EDU                                Brooks Chapin
KMILLER@FLUTE.AIX.CALPOLY.EDU                    Kevin Miller
ERIKRS@AOL.COM                                   Erik R S
DMMILLER@ONRAMP.NET                              David Miller
TAS2SC@BIGBIRD.STARK.K12.OH.US                   Terry Snider
71674.16@COMPUSERVE.COM                          Scott Walker
JSTULEN@DCM.DOFASCO.CA                           James Stulen
SNEWLAND@SYMANTEC.COM                            Scott Newland

some of you might notice that your "names" aren't exactly the same as on
your little wallet/purse cards. that's cause you are a complete Unknown
... in the Stats sense, of course (not in the Bob Dylan song-sense). :)

Ye Olde Keeper
... gotta quit drinking that stuff!!!
:)