On Fri, 2 Aug 1996, Ryan McGee wrote:

> So a 'loafer, a splitty owner and a vana-goner walk into a bar. The 'loafer
> sidles up to the bar and says...

"Sure wish we could have good heat, A/C and plenty of power like those 
Eurovans have, but they aren't really Volkswagens are they?"

To which the vana-goner replied "Nah, they drive backwards.  Engine in 
the front?  I don't get it."

The splitty owner piped in with "At least I look cool in my old bus."

The lofer pondered and pondered and said "Well maybe its us looking 
backwards because our engines in the rear?"

The vana-goner thought about it for a while and said. "Well as long as 
VWoA can't figure out how to sell those Eurovans we can just keep sidling 
up to the bar while we wait for parts for our buses."

bill and diane killian
zen and the art of ferrets
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