On Fri, 2 Aug 1996, Ryan McGee wrote:

> So a 'loafer, a splitty owner and a vana-goner walk into a bar. The 'loafer
> sidles up to the bar and says...

"Beer". The bartender serves them three beers. The barstools make
a funny scrunchy sound as the three sit. They exchange looks. 
"Oh that", says the bartender, "Activated charcoal seat cushions.
They're the latest thing."  The splittie owner stands up and
says "I don't need any emissions equipment!"

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"Beer". The bartender asks. "Which one of you drives that beautiful
split-window?" "Me", says the splittie owner. The bartender serves
her a beer with a big foamy head. "And which one of you drives the 
late model Vanagon?" "Me" says the vana-goner. The bartender carefully
fills a glass, making amost no foam, then gently inserts four straws
and serves it to the vana-goner. "75!" says the 'loafer. "Gotcha!"
says the bartender, smiling, and serves the 'loafer two beers!

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"Three beers, but put a little ice in once of them- the vana-goner
is water cooled!"

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"Three beers, and two glasses". The bartender serves three bottles of
beer and places two glasses between them. The 'loafer and vana-goner
pour their beer into glasses and drink. The splitie owner is vibrating
slightly but manages to get the bottle up to his lips and drinks deeply.
"Good call", says the bartender, "What happened to your friend?"
"He's been like that ever since we converted him to 12 volts", says the 
'loafer!

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